# Created by Nathan R (Mosrod)
# CREDIT TO https://github.com/1egoman/funnies/blob/master/src/funnies.js

from random import *

x = 1

for i in range(x):
  num = randint(1, 80)
  if num == 1:
    print("Reticulating splines...")
  if num == 2:
    print("Swapping time and space...")
  if num == 3:
    print("Spinning violently around the y-axis...")
  if num == 4:
    print("Tokenizing real life...")
  if num == 5:
    print("Bending the spoon...")
  if num == 6:
    print("Filtering morale...")
  if num == 7:
    print("We need a new fuse...")
  if num == 8:
    print("Have a good day.")
  if num == 9:
    print("Upgrading Windows, your PC will restart several times. Sit back and relax.")
  if num == 10:
    print("The architects are still drafting.")
  if num == 11:
    print("We're building the buildings as fast as we can.")
  if num == 12:
    print("Please wait while the little elves draw your map.")
  if num == 13:
    print("Don't worry - a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them.")
  if num == 14:
    print("Go ahead -- hold your breath!")
  if num == 15:
    print("...at least you're not on hold...")
  if num == 16:
    print("The server is powered by a lemon and two electrodes.")
  if num == 17:
    print("We're testing your patience.")
  if num == 18:
    print("As if you had any other choice.")
  if num == 19:
    print("The bits are flowing slowly today.")
  if num == 20:
    print("It's still faster than you could draw it.")
  if num == 21:
    print("My other loading screen is much faster.")
  if num == 22:
    print("(Insert quarter)")
  if num == 23:
    print("Are we there yet?")
  if num == 24:
    print("Just count to 10.")
  if num == 25:
    print("Don't panic...")
  if num == 26:
    print("We're making you a cookie.")
  if num == 27:
    print("Creating time-loop inversion field.")
  if num == 28:
    print("Computing chance of success.")
  if num == 29:
    print("All I really need is a kilobit.")
  if num == 30:
    print("I feel like im supposed to be loading something...")
  if num == 31:
    print("Should have used a compiled language...")
  if num == 32:
    print("Is this Windows?")
  if num == 33:
    print("Don't break your screen yet!")
  if num == 34:
    print("I swear it's almost done.")
  if num == 35:
    print("Let's take a mindfulness minute...")
  if num == 36:
    print("Listening for the sound of one hand clapping...")
  if num == 37:
    print("Keeping all the 1's and removing all the 0's...")
  if num == 38:
    print("We are not liable for any broken screens as a result of waiting.")
  if num == 39:
    print("Where did all the internets go?")
  if num == 40:
    print("Granting wishes...")
  if num == 41:
    print("Time flies when you’re having fun.")
  if num == 42:
    print("Get some coffee and come back in ten minutes...")
  if num == 43:
    print("Stay awhile and listen...")
  if num == 44:
    print("Convincing AI not to turn evil...")
  if num == 45:
    print("How did you get here?")
  if num == 46:
    print("Wait, do you smell something burning?")
  if num == 47:
    print("Computing the secret to life, the universe, and everything.")
  if num == 48:
    print("When nothing is going right, go left...")
  if num == 49:
    print("I love my job only when I'm on vacation...")
  if num == 50:
    print("Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?")
  if num == 51:
    print("I’ve got problem for your solution...")
  if num == 52:
    print("Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.")
  if num == 53:
    print("Constructing additional pylons...")
  if num == 54:
    print("You don’t pay taxes—they take taxes.")
  if num == 55:
    print("A commit a day keeps the mobs away.")
  if num == 56:
    print("This is not a joke, it's a commit.")
  if num == 57:
    print("Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?")
  if num == 58:
    print("Hello, IT... Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?")
  if num == 59:
    print("I didn't choose the engineering life. The engineering life chose me.")
  if num == 60:
    print("Dividing by zero...")
  if num == 61:
    print("If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.")
  if num == 62:
    print("Web developers do it with <style>")
  if num == 63:
    print("Cracking military-grade encryption...")
  if num == 64:
    print("Entangling superstrings...")
  if num == 65:
    print("Looking for sense of humour, please hold on.")
  if num == 66:
    print("A different error message? Finally, some progress!")
  if num == 67:
    print("Please hold on as we reheat our coffee.")
  if num == 68:
    print("Kindly hold on as we convert this bug to a feature...")
  if num == 69:
    print("Kindly hold on as our intern quits vim...")
  if num == 71:
    print("Winter is coming...")
  if num == 72:
    print("Installing dependencies.")
  if num == 73:
    print("Switching to the latest JS framework...")
  if num == 74:
    print("Let's hope it's worth the wait.")
  if num == 75:
    print("Aw, snap! Not...")
  if num == 76:
    print("Ordering 1s and 0s...")
  if num == 77:
    print("Updating dependencies...")
  if num == 78:
    print("Please wait... Consulting the manual...")
  if num == 79:
    print("Loading funny message...")
  if num == 80:
    print("Feel free to spin in your chair.")
